This country deserves what it gets - when all you former middle class morons see that the American dream has been systematically ripped out from under you & 30 years of Reaganomics have turned you into a compliant Serf working 3 "uniquely American" menial jobs to try & have the same standard of living as the "Greatest Generation" you will finally realize that you've been duped by your billionaire masters who laugh at you while you wait for them to meet you for a beer.
Yesterday, some Jehovah's witness hags came up to my home to try and fill me with their chicken shit fairytail bullshit. I opened the door only to greet the fatass lady with the metal end of my iron tipped boot. I kicked that bitch in the saggy she-hole so hard she couldn't even woddle her 80 year old ass back to the minivan. Her century-old accomplice had to act as a crutch in order to travel back to the car. Hopefully that gave them the fucking message
How to get e-star status quickly? Very simple. First you have to be a complete faggot. Second, you have to create new account. The account name must follow a certain formula IE "mrlittlejeans" and"mrsquirtlejeans". The name must involve both "mr" and"jeans" with a supposedly witty adjective/noun/adverb/pronoun inserted between. mrdoctorjeans, mrfootballjeans,mrrosieodonelljeans, mrcumstainedjeans, I think you get the point by now. You must then take the portrait of that mutated cat with fucked up teeth and photoshop something onto it(for example, a stethoscope, or football helmet) to fit the relevancy of your username. Last step is to start making random comments about gay sex and acting like an 10 year old buffoon that hasn't sprouted one hair on his pre-pubescent scrotum
I find religious people so goddamn funny yet annoying at the same time. Arguing and willing to kill each other over a fucking god that doesn't even exist. Fuck Muslims, fuck Christians, fuck religion! Go ahead and suck Muhammad or Jesus cocks all you want to, but just know that Satan's kingdom has and always will reign supreme over you impressionable faggots.
It was a long day at work and I was beat. I wanted to go home, soak my feet and sip a glass of wine. I was going to take a shortcut to my car through an alley. It was pretty dark so I walked pretty fast.
As I was going through the alley someone pulled on me and pushed me to the ground and tried to rob me. I decided to make a deal with him so he wouldn't kill me since I had no money. I said I'd have sex with him for a year in exchange for my life. He hesitated, then said, You got a deal. He would meet me in the alley every night, blindfold me, and take me to his place.
He did all kinds of freaky things to me. He had this weird harness that you hung on the ceiling, and he would strap me in and eat my boy pussy till I jizzed all over his bed. He would cuff me to the bed and fuck my boy hole till I passed out.
Sometimes he would invite 4 friends over. Two friends would fuck me in the taint spot at the same time, two friends tearing my man twat up and the guy from the alley had his dick dow ... Read more ...
