Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they h ... Read more ...

Would you rather lick a dirty toilet seat or sleep n a cat box?

I know, I like to write a lot about this subject, but it's true. When I was younger, I never thought that I would some day be sitting around talking about the good old days, but the more years of college I get behind me, the more I realize how much I was just bullshitting myself.

This time, it's cartoons.

Yes, cartoons, the bane of our existence, and yet, everything we grew up on. I remember the likes of Ren and Stimpy, Ah! Real Monsters, Doug, Rugrats, the works. Nickelodeon was THE SHIT. I never was a fan of Disney or Cartoon Network because it was all girly and shitty, except for Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, and the like. Just a few shows. I used to LIVE for the days when I could fake sick and stay home to watch cartoons.

These days? I wish I could say the same. Sometimes I skip class and try to watch cartoons, but I just can't bring myself to finish them. Spongebob Squarepants was the only recent show I could really like and laugh at, but even that's go ... Read more ...

I remember the days when ebaum used to have really good jokes that would have me laughing all day long. They were good jokes, excellent jokes, and he either had really good talent in joke-telling or a really good source to steal from. His jokes were amazing, something to look forward to.

But now they really, really suck. They're old, played out, and I heard them when I was in elementary school... But I'm well on my way to becoming a doctor.

This website is virtually useless now, and the only good thing about it is the virtually impossible-to-obtain points for the reputation store. The jokes aren't good any more, the videos are old or stolen, and I can barely get a chuckle these days.

Why are we being punished and deprived? Why must we suffer without that hearty laugh that could invigorate and inspire our sould?

Come on, ebaum! Live up to your old standards!

I want to laugh!

Yes, I have actually seen that on a shirt. I used to love looking at these shirts and laughing at the things that would get people riled up, but I can't really do that any more. These shirts go beyond dry humor, they're just not funny.

I miss the days when I could wear my Cradle of Filth shirt to the mall on Sundays and get cussed out by the people who just got out of church. I never was a great fan of the band, but the shirt was fucking awesome. On the front, there was a picture (not some cartoon stuff) of a naked nun masturbating, probably with a cross. I don't remember, I've lost the shirt. ANYWAY... On the back, it said, in big, BOLD letters from the nape of the neck to the hem of the shirt, "JESUS IS A CUNT."

It was HILARIOUS. I got kicked out of the mall so many times for that shirt, but it was amazing. These days, I can't find a replacement for that. What happened to the witty humor tees that were actually funny and / or offensive? The funniest shirt I have now is one ... Read more ...