I've come here to confess to the bloggers, not the trolls, about something some of you may have guessed, but now I am here to confirm it.

No, I'm not a multiple - Im me and not me when Im not. Anyway.

I am an idiot.

It is again freezing where I live and the cold may have actually my brain function for a moment today.

I was in the parking lot of where I had some meetings, in a very public place and was outside chatting to some colleagues about pee in the boys' bathroom. Apparently, I was outside too long, and the wind and temperature drop affected my intelligence level. I said bye, and walked to my car. I pointed the remote opener thing at the car and clicked, twice to be sure. I got the car and tried to open the handle. No joy. I stood back and clicked it open again. Nada. I yanked on the door handle to make sure. Nothing.

So I put the key the keyhole - a novel idea. But it wouldn't turn - small panic settled in because this morning my doors were frozen shut and I had to call a guy to come beat the doors open. So I thought, maybe the lock was frozen, I'll beat on it to dislodge the ice.

So I began beating on the car's door - with an interesting amount of frustrated force.

No joy, again. I give the door one good smack and finally open my eyes. Yeah, not my stuff in the back seat. Oops. Not my car, but a look alike. I quickly scan the parking lot, yup, some other people were watching me and rolling with laughter. I flip them off, finally see my car, open the doors and drive away.

Can't wait to go back tomorrow.

Im strghtjcktgrl and have a mushy brain.