No one's on, too bad i was gonna take bets on who could get the closest to see how long it took me to drink a 12. And Im goin' fast.

heretofore, the ex will be referred to as asshole and the ex best friend will be the bitch.

and yes, for all you out there who've been keeping up with my sad patheticness - I am 100 percent sans asshole now. Deleted all his numbers, which I do not know from memory, and told him to stay the fuck away from me.