I read Bluenote's blog and dammit I had to write one of my own, sorry man.

So writing a book to get rich, so not gonna happen. It would actually mean using an English degree with some degree of intelligence and after having been on this site for like two months I can tell no one can read for shit.

Starting a brand new religion would be a way to go. People are essentially sheep and just need a good ninja shepherd to follow. Hey, look at David Koresh and Mr. Jones, and the creepy little white guy who led the Doomsday Cult up onto Hale-Bopp for the ride home. Nice. They had it goining on. But they were in it for the body counts (yeah, the sex too, duh) and not really the money. Besides Im so anti organized religion I'd bust a gut laughing my first day on the pulpit and tell those amassed to fuck themselves.

Of course, I could always become a rock superstar. Except I can't sing, can barely play the saxophone, and have no earthly desire to spend most of my life on a smelly tour bus hanging out with "hank, joe, and bubba."

Then there's venture capitalist. That is one quick way to make money nowdays. I have to be slick, semi-smart and able to shill the government for $700 billion when I fuck up the entire econmy of the U.S. Has potential to earn definite hate points.

After consideration of these and tons more (pet rock farmer I wanna bring that craze back), I've decided the most sure-fire way to be rich is to keep playing the lottery. My numbers WILL hit, and I WILL not stand outside during a lightning storm.

I am strghtjckgrl and I WILL run the world someday.

To the spelling and grammar nazis, as always with love: fuck off.