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Saturday, January 14th, 2012, 11:01pm EST

Where the fuck are my ebones? It wasn't bad enough when they sold the site and all my ereps no longer counted for shit. Now the measly 80,000 ebones i HAD are gone. And possibly at some moderator's poor discretion? Who wants a shitty ebaums t-shirt anyway. Fuck this site.

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Who gets the money?

Saturday, November 5th, 2011, 04:39pm EDT

For those who would rather skip the novel, here's my dilemma.
I've been caring for two pups from my mom's boyfriend's purebred dogs. He has not put an ounce of effort into the pups (time or money). He sells them for $750-$1000 a pup. He has offered to let me keep the money from one puppy. I'm pissed that he thinks he entitled to any money at all. Who's wrong?

My mom's boyfriend has two purebred dogs that he breeds for money. And when i say "breed" i mean that he literally goes down to the parents' cage for his monthly check and occasionally happens to stumble upon a litter. I mean how is he supposed to know when they might have puppies? It's not like dogs have special mating times throughout the year, right?
So a few months ago, I hear whining coming from their cage and go down to check it out. Seven puppies. I tell my mom's boyfriend and he takes my word for it. He couldn't care less to see for himself. Over the next few days, they start to die off one by one. It's expected that ... Read more ...

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Am I a horrible person?

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011, 01:49pm EDT

dumbboss deadbabies

So i'm one of those losers who brings their lunch to work. A few weeks ago, a retarded janitor (blame it on the janitor) threw my lunch box away when cleaning out the fridge. I began using a small cooler for a make shift lunch box. If my old lunch box was big enough to hold a 6pack, this cooler could hold an 18pack. Not gigantic but big. Anyway, I started getting all kinds of shit over this cooler at work. "Are you planning on the world ending today?" "Transporting bodyparts?" whatever. I have a sense of humor, I can tease back. So a dooshbag boss of mine sees me coming in and decides to give me shit. He asks me what i have in there. "Oh i dunno, i guess i could fit like one or two dead babies if i wanted" This man is 40 years old. He backs up astonished that i could have said such a thing. He asks me "What if someone here had lost a child?" I look at him laughing..."It's probably cuz it's in my lunchbox." Fucker tried to write me up! Now come on, am i a horrible person?

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Morpheus L. Jackson

Monday, August 17th, 2009, 07:45pm EDT

wtf

Maybe its just cuz im a white girl--but i never could tell Samuel Jackson and Lawrence Fishburn apart. I just found out that Sam Jackson wasnt in the Matrix. Boys n the hood? Fishburn. Tell me im a dumbass but they both portray the same angry black man in most of their movies. They both have the same skin tone and basic face shape. This isnt just another "black people all look alike" thing. I need opinions. Black people, would you agree? White people, whats your standpoint?

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Aunt Flow

Saturday, June 20th, 2009, 10:19pm EDT

rag

I hate it when my boyfriend stacks stuff on the bed. i absolutely can not stand sleeping with a pile of crap right next to me. apparently this doesnt bother some people...and that irritates me as well.

i cant stand it when my step dad makes some kind of meat for dinner and leaves the plastic packaging in the sink. the sink is not a fucking trash can! wtf people. why?

i hate it when my friend (you know the one with the huge curly fro) brushes his hair with my hairbrush. and leaves curly little pubies all over my sink. cut your damn hair.

maybe im just on my rag right now and every little ANNOYING FUCKING THING is getting on my nerves. is it coincidence that every irritating person on the face of the earth is a male? idk. thought id share. ill take those ereps now.