Preface: Fast-food is really bad for you. If that isnt enough of a deterrent, the people working at McDonalds are as likely to serve you as kill you. Thats a real statistic. Oh, and as always, this conversation will make me come across as an asshole - but you'll find it's justified. Swift

Premise: I attempt to order 10 four-piece nuggets, the servers brain explodes.

Server: May I help the next customer in line please?

(I step forward)

Me: Yes, hi.

Server: What can I get for you?

Me: I said hi.

(the server gives me a tired look)

Server: Hello.

(I stare blankly)

Server: (sigh) How may I help you today?

Me: Oh, well let me see

(I stare at the board above. The menu hasnt changed substantially since I was last there 8 years ago, but I feel the need to take a long, drawn-out look)

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