It's been a while since something has pissed me off enough to write about it, but alas the world has kicked me in the ass again and I feel the need to vent. Here goes:

I had to get a hold of this crap-ass company I recently bought a (broken) chair from. The chair was bought at a local and reputable store, but the brand name was unfamiliar to me. Thinking the demo looked good, I decided to order it. The chair finally arrived....in a box, for shit sake!!....and to my amazement was broken at the back.

I thought no big deal, I'll get the place I bought it from to take it back. They said no, call the company and gave me the 800 number. I called, got put on hold for fifty minutes and eventually got in contact with a sales representitive.....in India.

Fucking India!!

The box said "Made in Canada" (yes, Canada. Hosers and syrup, ha ha), assembled in Canada, and it was a Canadian company. So why the head office call center in India??

The guy I spoke with (who was quite polite ... Read more ...

So the wonderful summer months are finally upon us....and I'm stuck working the entire fucking time in a slag-ass factory producting plastic sheets for asshole clients. Another summer vacation down the toilet! Hooray!

What's everyone's plans for the upcoming summer? Going anywhere? Working? Drinking yourself into a semi-concious stupor somewhere near a large body of water?? Don't waste it away, people. Some of us don't get that luxury.

...fucking job.

-The Big Bad

I was watching one of those hokey "church is awesome" shows on TV last night (not much on at three in the morning) and it featured a well-to-do young man who was relaying his life story and the mistakes he had made while under the influence of illegal drugs. The guy was a total wank, but it made me think of the last time I smoked a joint.

It was about a year and a half ago and a bunch of my friends and I were staying over-night in Toronto after seeing a concert. (We rode the Grey Hound into the city for ease of mobility...it's fucking imposible to drive a car through that city!) We were still a little buzzed from the show, and decided it was in our best interest to try and score a little weed for the hotel room after-party. Seeing as it was Toronto, we figured it would be an easy task.

We were right and wrong on all accounts.

After scouring for about twenty minutes we found a guy holding outside this little bar right across the street from the old Maple Leaf Gard ... Read more ...

This one is purely for my own enjoyment. Hope you get something out of it, too.

If you could fight any person from Hollywood---living or dead---who would it be and why? I've personally always wanted to scrap with that little shit from The Sixth Sense.  I also would of loved to have had the chance to give Norman Fell a supreme beat-down. Then again, John Stamos has been extra asshole-y lately. Uncle Jesse or not, what the fuck is he doing slumming it on ER? I think that's fist-in-throat worthy, don't you?

How about you? Who would you beat the living poop out of??

Okay, so I just finished watching a "borrowed" copy of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. I was a little at odds with the movie. Had it been a stand-alone film not associated with the Indiana Jones series, I would be panning the shit out of it right now. For merit sake, I'm going to say it was watchable and semi-entertaining. Definetely not the best one, but better than some of the shit I've seen this year. Is my opinion swayed by the history of the character? You bet you ass it is; but I'll bet a lot of people gave it a little undeserved credit, too. What I really took away from it was an undying need to watch one of the original three films...but which one??

I haven't watched an Indiana Jones movies in close to six years now. I watched the shit out of them as a kid, but kind of forgot about them for a bit. Fads come and go, but very few movies in the past decade or so have had the same effect on me that those did. I did enjoy the staple film series: Star Wars, ... Read more ...