Recently I have made many enemys. I admit they seem Right most of the time. But here it goes I will tear Them a new one right now.

Jk I has too little cares. But seriously bad gramer?? Me!?

I didnt think so either.Now i will Put on some sexxy music now for the mood. *inserts Buddy holly cd*..Ah there we are..Ok now again I lied on my blog title but you people are allways out for blood. You guys make me laugh.I have been pondering why my gramar is lacking.I realized i am lissdexic. Also I learned to type while playing team fortress.I Know that has nothing to do with punctuation but I no cares... Ya see Its not an accident i dont spell check or punctuate. So please Keep telling what i speel rong k? jk If you correct me more than once in your lifetime on Ebw You should reconsider Your choice about not having killed yourself long ago..

Back to the fun happy stuff. Why do i Sign my blogs as being the leader of zombies?? Is there more to it? Do i actualy posses real life zombie armys? Well Y ... Read more ...

    My name is matthew and as you may know I am an asshole.Santa all i want for christmas is for all of my enemys to get cancer. In the brain. Thank you santa i appreciate it. Being a 15 year old ,Life is hard and all i see nowadays are people trying to seem cool for being assholes. But you know how stupid that is... I mean come on..Ok knowing you are on the same page as me Santa i assume you are going to give them the brain cancer for the sake of christmas. So i want another gift ontop of that. Please Santa send me speel check so theiese peeple stop hirassing me.And also i want them to get aids .Being 13 going on 14 you know how hard it is to level in wow. Please give me extra xp per quest and a few epic drops this month.Also I realy liked that cake i had last october it was very rich what was it a ganoli cake? Please give me the recipe.And dont forget the cancer and aids .

  How is the wife? I heard shes kinda slutty..And can you believe snape killed dumbledoore?Me either!!! Also Wtf happened to A ... Read more ...

Lol i just added blue notes and the fag who writes worse than myselfs hate blogs to my favorites. Dimeslime or some sort of gay shit name like that. Cant believe someone took the time to write me a hate blog, in responce to complete bullshit .Hahaha

But blue did you have to say your moma??? honestly i thought you could do better than "bad gramar" and "your moma".Well anyways thank you .I recieve so many comments when people assume i am trying to win something.This is a blog section in a random video site. I realy feel  bad for dimeslime now having looked up his so called hate blog..It was funny in the way that it failed but sad in the way I think he was trying. You cant say i tried .Go ahead i dare ya say i did and mean it....Also I dont comment because i cant . And because i didnt care to make a new account when i started.So as far as sitting duck you have to assume I dont care. Well havnt since about ten minutes after being comment banned.I never felt the need to.   

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Ok so bluenote sent me a message. I am unsure if it is realy him but the letter went on to explain how he is mad at the world for his "situation".He is pretending to be this pseudo straight guy, when infact he is a poetic pillow biter.Honestly neither one of these would have surprised me.He continues his rant telling me he would like to fart my semen.That was kind of spooky but i continued to read on.It went on about the size of his junk and how he would compare it to a quarter of a hot dog. Then he suggested we go to nathans for a bite.By this point i am wondering why would bluenote email me this confession.Well after a few more lines of his letter he asks me to explain my turn ons, and how he hoped we could meet in person.He asked me also if i was an animal what would i be? also what animal would i find attractive?He goes on to explain how he collects costumes for his furry party orgys.Having actualy been sickened to the point of vomiting i respond to this heart felt letter.

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omg!!!! Canz you believe it i saw it on this site about an hour ago she looks like she is out cold. Totaly fucked up..N shit !!

Ok down to business,Because i bring"the business"..There may or may not be a drew barrymore sex tape i made it up...But its likely so i made a guess..There now that we are back on the same page, i have an agenda. Here In EBW i have noticed some people have decided to give themselves the role of freelance uptight gramar pricks.

Fuck off.

Also i have noticed people giving their views here on EBW. I dont care if it is your opinion You are still wrong.Who the fuck gives a damn if you are sick,or poor or busy.Get the fuck over yourselves.The same people who brag what assholes they are get all preachy when they have to go away for a week. Its fucking sickening. Not only is that bad but other people act like shit will change if one asshole is away from his internet for a week or two.I have news for you guys, this comunity is for sad angry lazy tired half awa ... Read more ...