My fucking cat came back.  Nine days she was gone.  I woke up last night, rolled over and saw the clock said 4:10am.  I was this close to going back to sleep, when I said fuck it, Ill get up have a smoke and a drink and go back to bed for a couple of hours before getting up for work.  I get up, open the bedroom door and there she is sitting in the hallway crying like crazy.  I said in my last blog I had no words for the feelings I had when she went missing, now I feel the same about her being back.  We are over fucking joyed.  She didnt come back in the greatest of shape; she had bite marks on her face and a really bad limp.  After spending most of the morning at the vet it turns out she's going to be just fine after a round of antibiotics.

I have this belief that what you put into the universe you get back from the universe.  Karma as it were.  Some people said ... Read more ...

My cat is missing.  Wednesday night we let her out to use the bathroom, and we havent seen her since.  Im 30 years old and this is only the third pet Ive had in my life.  I was so young for the first two that I cant even remember them.  Im absolutely gutted!  Sick, is not even close to the word to describe how I feel.  We have called all the local vets in our area, plus the animal hospitals and the local humane society.  The humane society was nice enough to take all of our info, and if anything comes up, there going to call us.  Am I missing anything?  My wife and mother in law are going out tonight to put up some posters with the cats picture our phone number and a reward.  What more can I do?

I always new I was to close to that cat, and now it feels like my hearts has been ripped out of my chest.  Im also feeling anger as well as grief.  ... Read more ...

Life is hard lately.  Honestly has anyone noticed?  I just dont feel like myself.  It all started for me about two months ago.  The company I work for decided to do a round of lay offs.  Global recession, (Blah, Blah, Blah.)  I will admit we have had a noticeable slow down at work but not to the extent, to let three guys go.  Lucky me, all three guys worked directly under me.  Insert gay joke here!  What the fuck, for real. Now Im doing the work of four people.  I cant keep up, and all I here about is how hard done by the company is.  We did 1.5 million in sales so far this month.  We did 1.9 million for the whole month of May last year.  Sounds terrible, Doesnt it?

So that brings me to home.  Im so tired and cranky when I finally do get home.  (Hour, hour and a half later then I used to.)  That I s ... Read more ...

Heres the thing about people from Quebec.

They hate you.  They are this strange breed of people who can't understand themselves enough, that they hate their neighbors.  BUT YET.  They still feel like they have to tell you about there local cuisine.  Don't get me wrong poutine is fuck'n delicious.

But they want to take there poutine and run home to mommy.  Me personally I say let'em.

Here's the thing.  We own all the roads, Hospitals and schools.  I think its a great idea.  Its the greatest tax grab ever invented.

Oh my God Platypuss..Its going to be a hard life.  You owe me a lot of money!

Tom

To Kevin and his Niche..

Ive been coming to Ebaums now for about a year.  I like Ebaums for three reasons.  First, the games, they are a good time waster and can get pretty competitive.  Second, the videos, who doesnt like a one minute clip of someone you dont know doing something stupid, that makes you laugh.  Third, mature, I like to see how far medical science, has actually come in the field of breast enlargement...

As far as your  "lifestyle" and your "niche."  A lifestyle is what happens when you go to your local gay bar and wake up the next morning with a sore ass.  A niche is what animals do to survive in their enviroment.  Neither, has to do with internet websites or blogs.  Its time to open your window buddy and get some air in your moms basement, because your taken this shit a little to serious.

Tom

P.S..I thought about posting this three times but I thought that would ... Read more ...