- It’s illegal to call or address a pig as Napoleon.
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1. STDs
That’s right, our old friend the venereal disease. Do you like to piss fire? Get excited when a white secretion painfully flows out of your cock? Enjoy having a Q-Tip inserted into the head of your penis? If you answered yes to these three questions, then a stripper is the girl for you. 2. Strippers are for fun, not relationships You don’t take the cow home from the steakhouse, why would you take a bitch home from the strip club? “Because I was drunk” is the only acceptable answer. Sober up, tell her to take out the garbage, and lock the door behind her. 3. No one wants other guys touching their boobs Fucking a stripper is like buying a used condom. It is unhygienic, dirty, and if your fri ... Read more ...
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008, 10:17pm EDT
I imagine that the reason most of these laws and bans still exist is that no one has gotten around to changing them. However, they’re totally worth laughing at and leave you imagining where the hell they might have come from. This is what happens when legal power lands in the wrong hands.
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Sunday, June 1st, 2008, 03:42am EDT
As if it isn't already difficult enough to keep kids dressing (and looking) like ... well ... kids, Toys R Us has added some fuel to the fire. In addition to selling gumballs and stickers in their vending machines, the stores now also sell lower-back temporary tattoos, sometimes known as "tramp stamps." Yes, for a mere 50 cents your li'l girl can look like she's all grown up--and then some. Would you let your daughter wear a temporary lower-back tattoo? I think this inappropriate, What are your thoughts? This is an example of how ridiculous and wrong it is. |