1.) I hate twilight, to the dousche who says I am a fan, fuck you.

2.) This was a 2007 account, but I had a previous Account that I deleted. My X bugged me on it so i made a new one, vampboy was just a name my friend megean choose. I never intended on keeping the account.

3. Hakiku. I know you can't get gold every two hours. But don't you feel it has become a lot easier to get a feature. I've seen priceless shit on this site, and it still hasn't been featured.

4.) UOFL3000 was a great user before he just did whatever. He got features out the ass and it was actually good stuff.

5.) I admitted my uploads are fucking stupid. why the hell do you dipshits feel like you needed to leave that in the comments.

6.) there was some other dude on here. He left for a different reason, but he was the same way. Hakiku. He was that guy with the clown avatar. you remember? yeah I think you do buddy.

            What happened to Ebaumsworld? I hardly go on now because all it does is feature the gayest videos out there. And what the hell is this Asian pictorial shit. You want to see hot Asians? Go to a fucking porn site. If seeing a chick in a bikini gets you off, you need some fucking help.

            Another thing, why the fuck is this place COVERED with advertisements. I came to this site in I believe like 2005, and it has evolved into this shit storm you see today.

            You new people upload the gayest shit man. The only thing I saw that caught my attention was that news reporter falling on a kid; Ill admit that was funny. That fish upload was cool too. Other than that, its all crap. Do you remember anyone by the name UOFl3000? Check him out; he was one of Ebaums prime users. But guess what, he did what I did, stopped coming because of all these trash uploads.

            Dont get me wrong, I ... Read more ...

hey guys, been a while, I just would like to fill you in on some of he shit that's happened over the last few months.

the first thing was I got an F in science, 2nd quarter, the bitch gave me a 64.9 and had guitar lessons tooken away

um... little bit later I eventualy smartened up and 3rd quarter came, got a A-, but I had to go to my Mom's friend wake for her husband. construction and felloff 2 stories onto cement, right on his head, let me tell u, for seeing a dead body in a casket wth the fucked up head, idc what hat u put on.. it stills gonna be hard to look at

well anyway a little later I started a band with my friend chris, just me and him, i was lead guitar he was rythym and vocals

later.... My grandmother becomes deadly ill and gets brought to a nursing home.

later... I smoke weed for my first time, it was mersh... but meh it was cool.

I get a gf.... last for 2 months... just didn't work

later... Grandmother Dies with possible causes, alzheim ... Read more ...

hey, what's up guys.

I just saw the movie twilight with my girl for 3 reasons

1.) book sucked so i figured movie couldnt be as bad

2.)my girl realy wanted me to see it

3.) I enjoy vampire tellings

but yeah, If you have the chance to watch it, don't waste your time. it's basically about a girl who falls in love with a vampire, they hang out, she gets to meet the vampires entire vampire family who are called "vegetarian" vampires because they only eat animal blood, which is tofu to us. but all the bad vampires wanna eat her up so the hippy vampires save her from the two bad ones and only kill one of them.

But how they killed them is LAME, to kill a vampire in twilight you have to rip body parts off and burn them, what happened to a good old stake through the heart?

and also, all the vampires live in a dark part of the US because if light touches them, they don't burn, oh no, their skin turns to crystals and they glow up.

Yeah it's total bullshit so don' ... Read more ...