"We hold these truths to be self-evident......all men are created equal......"

I call bullshit on this one......all men are not created equal...there are some real douchebags out there.

That is all, I now return you to your regulalry scheduled eBaums visit.

I see a red door, and I want to paint it black. Im one of the things that goes bump! in the night. Im a born Satanist. Im a happy little blob of custard and you cant nail me to any wall; in fact, Id pull those nails out and aim them at you. Tell me how negative I am; tell me how Im filled with hate. Youre not just stupidyoure wrong.

Dracula loved his brides. Dr. Frankenstein loved his monster. My Satanic love burns fiercely; its perfect and uncompromising.

Firstly, necessarily, I love myself. Im my own God, after all, and I put no Gods before Me. Im uppermost in my mind; I always bring me flowers. Sometimes I realize I could have done something better; sometimes I make mistakes. Its wonderful how I learn from these things; its exciting to have an opportunity to be an even better Me. Even when I deny myself something, withhold gratification, its always in order to enjoy something even more fulfilling and worthwhile down the road. This is why I can hat ... Read more ...

Several years ago, I was rushing around trying to some last minute Christmas shopping.  I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then.  It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot.

As I was loading my car up, I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I needed.  So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.  As I was searching the pavement for my lost receipt I heard a faint sobbing.

The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old.  he was short and thin.  He had no coat.  he was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night air.

Oddly enough he was holding a $100 bill in his hand.  Thinking he had gotten lost from his parents I asked him what was wrong.

he told me his sad story.  he said that he came from a large family.  He had 3 brothers and 4 sisters.  His father had died when he was 9 and his mother was poorly educated and worked 2 full time jobs.  she made very little to ... Read more ...