i came across a story on a forum that shall remain nameless. but i had epic lulz at it and i thought i would share it with you folks as well!
"now i am sure you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. little kids running around and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. but the worst are the biters, yes those little c*nts that feel that it is ok to bite you whenever they feel like it.
and here is where my story starts....a biter got me today as i was grocery shopping. he got me in the leg and he broke the f*cking skin too! this is where the gears started turning, the moment i saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little shit he is. an epiphany hit me and i strat screaming SHIT SHIT!!!!!!. Now, my good friend, which we will call tom, instantly picked up on it. he then shoted FUCK MAYBE HE DIDNT GET IT FUCK!!!! by now the kid is scared shitless and starts crying and almost ... Read more ...
THE POWER OF THREE LITTLE WORDS
Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled.
The following three word phrases can enrich every relationship:
I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very, very core of civility.
I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.
I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that ... Read more ...
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"
You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."
He said ... "Then I thank you from my h ... Read more ...
On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged,
well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next
to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to
complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the
attendant.
"Can't you see?" she said, "You've sat me next to a kafir. I
can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me
another seat!"
"Please calm down, Madam." the stewardess replied. "The
flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll
go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or
first class".
The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man
beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding
passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with
the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help
but look at the people around her with a smug and ... Read more ...
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