At the end of the beloved 1995 Adam Sandler vehicle, Billy Madison, the goof-ball title character passes off on his fathers hotel chain and proclaims "I'm gonna be a teacher!". With a lead in like that I wonder if they ever considered a sequel? The movie was slightly panned when it was first released but has since become a cult comedy with massive sales on VHS and DVD. Who hasn't seen Billy Madison at least once? It's probably being played on TV right now somewhere in the world and a whole new generation of fans will be quoting Sandler's trademark jabber. Would a sequel be successful at this point? Yes.
Most of Sandler's comedy's are based around the idea of putting his tough guy, slightly retarded every man character's into interesting life situations. Happy Gilmore, a movie based on what would happen if Adam was a pro golf player. You got Big Daddy,a movie about what would happen if a kid just showed up on Sandler's door. How about Mr. Deed's? A movie about wha ... Read more ...
Being chubby is a drag. I mean, if your a full blown blimpy fuck already then fine, you get to stuff your face all day long and it just doesn't matter anymore. Being fit and packing on pounds is way worse because everybody you know will remind you of it. Nobody goes up to there already 300 pound friend and says "gosh your getting fat". Every where I went someone in my life would comment on how fat I'd become. Frustrated, I picked up many diet books and health magazines: Mens Health, Abs Diet, South Beach Diet, Eat This - Not That, and countless others to help me along and inspire me to reach my goal. We all know how I lost the weight on my own terms but I still have about a whole years worth of Men's Health stacked beside my toilet. While deuce dropping today I started browsing through them again and realized what bullshit these magazines are. Every issue is basically the same. Recycled relationship advice and dieting for dummies over and over again so I'm gonna sit here and break it down and give you my t ... Read more ...
Holy Water/Oil With Cross on Top - $15
Date:2009-07-21, 8:33AM EDT
Holy water bottle Has a cross on the cap. Long 3".515 Dia .620" Also has option to engrave holy water/oil $1 extra to engrave has oring to seal It is also available for personal use, it was pious custom for Catholic homes to obtain this water as a sign of joyous renewal on Easter Sunday. Will make a very nice gift for male or female, also is a good souvenir for babies baptism have the water of their baptism, good for priests when they have emergency service, also has a cross in the front, this is stainless steel don't rust or stain. Will last your life time This item is very special, as you can fill it with holy water and bless yourself or your love ones, before prayer leave the home or sleep Should you purchase more than one item we combine shipping, we do calculator shipping Payments: Paypal This item ships worldwide-Insurance is advised on all items, in cas ... Read more ...
LOST FLASH DRIVE
Date: 2009-07-19, 1:41PM EDT
Lost this card while visiting the USS Intrepid Museum, Grand Central Station and then Central Park Sunday afternoon, July 12th. It may be on the hill to the right of The Pond if you're coming in at the 59th Street or 5th Ave entrance. It contains touristy photos from the Empire State Building and the USS Intrepid. Finder is welcome to keep card as a reward since I just want the images. Will pay for shipping and DVD costs, of course. Thanks!
wesley_crusher@ymail.com wrote:
I found your Flash drive full of "touristy photos". You are clearly planning some sort of attack, noone takes that many photos of a building without bad intentions. What are you thinking as far as my compensation to keep this hush hush? W3
Poster Replied:
Heh-heh...you caught me. I am guilty of being an "uncertain" photographer and a first time Empire State Building visitor. ;) ... Read more ...
In the human anatomy a Foreskin is described as a retractable fold of skin that covers and protects the head of the penis. In my life I describe it as an unsightly "Cockflap" that prevents my dick from ever really touching the inside of a vagina. I am currently looking into finally being circumcised but before I make a decision I must first look back on my life and see how this little piece of skin has truly affected me.
The first time I realized I was different was probably my first hand job. "Why does your cock feel so sleek?" she coos in my ear, "I've never felt one like this". Big, Huge, In, Awesome = all words you want to hear about your dick. Sleek is not on that list. Sure, I'd seen other dicks in porn before but I never really paid close attention to them. Anyways, I waited until she finished to ask what the big deal was. "You have extra dick skin" she says. How Embarrassing, totally ruined my first HJ. This isnt the only time my foreskin has hindered me sexually. Every time I ente ... Read more ...
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