Self-righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do

You talk the straight edge, but you walk the crooked mile

Don't misjudge me, cause I ain't on trial

Just because You suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self-righteous crusader

Fuck me, and the same to you

It's my body, I'll get high if I want to

Go dry if I want to

Die if I want to

Just because You suck Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Don't confuse soberiety with morality

There's a lot of sober murderers Just look at history

But I'm still an O.K. guy

Even if I want to get high sometimes,

Just because You suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self-righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do

                                      For all thos Self Righteous Bastards Below Me

                                       Here's a Little Ditty to Say A High Old Hearty

                         Fuck You, I'm not on trial, neither is the Obama Administration

                                     If you think you know all the godamn answers

                                     Run for office and let's see who votes for you...

                                                          I'm Wallboy Godamnit

                                                          You Can KISS MY ASS!