Squirt it in your eye... i dare you. Anyways...

I am writing a blog because knowing eBaumsworld, it might get featured because it brings up a good point.

Have you ever wondered if us humans are freaks of nature? Perhaps nature intended for life to stay in the oceans as semi-evolved squids. There are talks of other planets (moons actually) having sea life.

Dont know if it's true or not but what if it is.

Are animals that live on land abominations to the universal nature of things???

Perhaps something in our early past had made us land dwellers by accidentally over-evolving... if it even exists...

Oh well. This is the effect of 3 redbulls and being the only one in your office at 1 in the morning...

Happy holidays and...

Fuck you JC

Well it seems like all those stupid blogs are being featured so i may as well try a shot at it!

I am a great football player but i quit football so i dont have to do the BS work involved, it feels so much better now that i have a true summer vacation instead of a week off from camp in august.

It really pisses me off too cuz my coaches were so pissed at me they were actually trying to make me run windsprints so i told them F**K off cuz im not on the team anymore, ive never seen a coach get redder!

anyways... why is it that all these blogs are featured lately? i mean they are cool but i wanna see some funny shit!

i'd much rather see some douche getting his balls burnt off by a welding torch or something like that!