Today, the first day I ever changed out a tap plate, awesome

The first week I am going to break 80 hours at work...

The first year I will destroy the neighbors with Halloween decorations

Awesome day

No hidden messages in this blog, BTW (Thanks) if I didn't spell something right let me know please, before the meanies tear me a new asshole, Thanks...

I want a 2003, 2004 Cobra, I just love the sound they make from the front to the back, and the smoke they leave while they drink a few gallons of gas...

God bless American Cars

Funny people are awesome

Uncle Sam is my bestest friend

Cars are so awesome

Kicking butt is what I love too do!!!

Young kids are the start of a wonderful world

Old people are the best drivers at night

Uruguay shouldn't be a country, it sucks!!!

Olsen twins are too darn skinny

Black is my favorite color in the whole wide world

Apples aren't that great sometimes

Mother goose isn't funny, nor cute

Again theses are my thoughts!!!

Love you guys...

Workman

I have had a rough life, I always have, being raised with no father, and having a mother that was hardly there cause she had to work so many jobs to support her three kids. And a older brother and sister that never wanted to be there for you throughout your life...

I'm grown now, no thanks to any of them, all on my own, at the age of 22 and still growing, I have come to find that my life has been going downhill since the day I was born, really.

Well to start I was a fat kid, nicknamed fatboy, and my life as a kid sucked, well I got older, and like fuck you high school, I don't need this shit, so I dropped out, not because education wasn't important to me, just because I didn't care, and I like to eat and do nothing and when is a better time then always right...

So then my mom kicked me out at 18 and my sister took me in, the sister I really didn't know as a kid, she forced me to get a GED, which was done in less then two weeks, not saying I'm smart, just that ... Read more ...

HOME DEPOT...

Well, I was a overnight kinda guy, you know, all the wonderful thrills of no customers, and the fact you could be as gross as you wanted to and no one could stop you, I guess it's quite the story on how I got fired, the thing I was fired for the making of a potato gun, and well getting caught launching a ass load of glow sticks across the interstate. But what gets me is the fact is the reason I got fired has nothing on everything I did before that day came...

Well, here it goes, my story...


I started, I had no clue what the hell to do, I slung wood, laugh I know you want to, anyway I got the pleasure of learning how to drive a forklift, no less then a week later I put one through a glass door. Well they were mad but no biggie, a little while goes by and I decide to take a few riding lawnmowers out for a spin, did you know if you slammed it into gear hard enough you could make that SOB pop a wheelie, but if you're like me you have to push it a little ... Read more ...