Sunday, December 5th, 2010, 02:49am EST
Oh Little Red Riding Hood (as your mother likes to call you) cant you let your father have a little fun on ebaumsworld? After working the daily 9 to 5 to keep food on the table, i come to ebaumsworld to express my feelings and have a little time away from work and the family? It's bad enough i got your mother and sister bitching at me all day, why must you attack me on the one place i find comfort and acceptance? Paint the house, clean the garage, fuck me in the ass, etc. are the daily complaints i have to put up with on a day to day basis. On top of that, my only son, you, has failed physical education for the fourth year in a row. In order to pass the exam Red, you have to do a mile in fifteen minutes. Why does it take you over an hour? You tell me its the girls class running alongside you and you get distracted but i'm not buying it. You've never brought a girl home once. You spend all your time in your room playing your guitar and on ebaumsworld. Quite frankly your guitar playing is a disturbance in the ... Read more ...
Saturday, December 4th, 2010, 04:31pm EST
What is the best way i can get back at all the people who made fun of me for my whole life because i was different? So what i like to eat greasy mcdonalds 5 times a day and thats why i'm obese? So what i like to go on craigslist erotic services for trannys because they turn me on like no other man can? Well i know how to get back at them! Hacking their ebaumsworld accounts! I love my ebaumsworld account and if anyone hacked it id be soooooo sad. So i will ruin peoples lives because i know how much an ebaums account means to someone. I am so tough. I'm the toughest kid i know. God i am so tough. Im as tough as they come. I should do UFC im so tough
Saturday, December 4th, 2010, 04:21pm EST
Sitting home one day, monitoring ebaumsworld to see if anyone was making fun of him, the morpher's father walked in and smacked him in the back of the head. "Come on boy" he yelled. The morpher grabbed his little stuffed animal pig named Pinky for his curly pink tail and got in his dads pick up truck. As the dad did 107mph down the side streets of town, The morpher was too scared to ask where they were going. His dad then drove into the woods. Deep into the woods. He then told the morpher to stay in the car but demanded that he give up Pinky. The morpher cried and cried but his father took pinky and got out of the car. His father took out his pocket knife and cut a hole right under pinkys little pink tail. He then proceeded to have sexual intercourse with pinky. The morpher's cried could not be heard in the dense forest. After his father finished banging the stuffed animal, he took out his shovel and buried pinky in the forest. After that he got in the car and told the morpher if he ever spoke about this to a ... Read more ...
Saturday, December 4th, 2010, 04:13pm EST
One day at the local community college the Morpher was eating lunch. All alone. His mother had made his favorite, peanut butter and jelly with no crusts. Oh and the special ingredient, a little love. The Morphers mom made the best peanut butter and jelly sandwiches around town and on top of that was a fine piece of ass. She was divorced. She was now single and ready to mingle. The Morpher started noticing more people wanted to talk to him and be his friend. Yet this was all part of their plans to get closer to his mother. All failed though. Until one day a strikingly handsome young chap named x22tizzle came over and joined the morpher for lunch. The morpher was really blown away at how great of a guy tizzle was and really thought he might have a best friend for the first time in his life. Then after coming home from class, he walked in on Tizzle banging the shit out of his mother on the couch. He was just railing her fat ass like no man has before. The morpher stared in shock. When Tizzle saw him, he took his ... Read more ...
Saturday, December 4th, 2010, 03:53pm EST
He was a poor, lonely boy. To add to his sad life, he was a homosexual. He still had windows 98 and his father used to beat him frequently at night. It was not uncommon for him to be woken up by his fathers fist at 3am. The morpher grew very depressed and even suicidal. One day he was browsing a few of his favorite gay porn websites and got fed up that he had to jerk off to the "Free Tour" offered by his favorite websites. He decided enough was enough. He might not be able to stop his fathers beatings, but he would stop the gay porn websites from only giving him a sample of the hardcore anal action he loved so much. He spent hours, days, years learning how to hack until eventually he cracked the code and entered all the gay porn websites he wished, free of charge. This was a victory for the morpher.
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