Number 10
"Excuse me, is this seat taken?" = Has anyone put it in your ass yet, if not I would like to take your seat
Number 9
"Would you like to dance?" = Bend over, we can do the Lambada while I dump the Florida Keys all of that tramp stamp on your lower, hairy back.
Number 8
"Can I interest you in a glass of". = Are you into Bukkake, if so I have a pint glass full of sour milk for you.
Number 7
"Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about something" = I know I just paid you 50.00 for a blowjob, so i would like to come here often, open up
Number 6
"Excuse me; can you help me with?". = Please help me with my hardon, kick it, spit on it or at least talk to it and tell me he is having a hard time and things will get better.
Number 5
"Dont you find this place?" = Do you find this place weird, I know your tied up and we are in the woods and im about to chop off your head, but it could be worse.
Number 4
"You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.". = If you must speak, I will take the tape off your mouth, just speak into the microphone
Number 3
"Would you like an escort to your" = An escort to your death, hop in my rape van and we will take a nice ride through the countryside, just put on your seatbelt, there is alot of cops in this area.
Number 2
"Wow! I really like that (insert item of clothing or fragrance) youre wearing.". = You look good wearing my front bumper in your mouth, you should never talk back to me, especially while im drunk.
Number 1
"I just thought you should know that you have a really nice" = You have a great Uterus, it would look great in a jar of formaldeyide on my nightstand. CHECK OUT MY BLOG @ http://takeadump-tad.blogspot.com/
- By: xlr8ted
- Level: Jenkem Juice
- Added: 199 weeks ago
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