You know you were born in the 80s if...

You ever ended your sentence with "psych"
You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers
You watched the pound puppies
You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
You know what 'Whoa' means from Blossom
Three words: M.C. Hammer
You thought it would be great to have a friend named "boner"
You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long!
The crypt keeper really freaked you out
Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics
You ever watched Fraggle Rock
You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike
When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoon ... Read more ...

The events of Saturday, April 12th compelled me to write something about this mind blowing phenomenon: judgmental Christians. I'll use this event as a stepping stone to the rest of the experiences I've had with this. Someone in my family (I'm not mentioning who) was planning on coming to my home for the first time. Suddenly I was thinking about how the visit would go and started getting really anxious and nervous. I looked around the house with some sort of paranoia schizophrenia looking for anything and everything that the family member coming to my house could see and judge me on. Since I've had the conversation about religion before with this person and found out brainwashing is a strong thing for weak minds I decided to do what I could to avoid conflict and judging. I'm far from a devil worshiper since I don't believe in the devil either but I found way more things in my home than I thought I would that could be used to start speaking one of those inevitable sentences Christians say to lure others in t ... Read more ...