At 09:31pm Feb, 2 2010 :
Alright people. I'm about to tell you my true purpose of being here. I am a salesman, sort-of and I am here to offer something a lot of you cannot live without. I am here to offer you one of the wildest experiences of your life. I'm here to offer you a HOT DICKING.
At 09:26pm Feb, 2 2010 :
You know what i hate? A pair of balls just hanging around. Like at the office or my face or in the comment section. That shit pisses me off.