Assassin_Bean says....
At 08:48pm Mar, 18 2009
At least he can't reproduce anymore.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 03:52pm Dec, 15 2008
You sir just won the entire internet.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 02:24pm Dec, 15 2008
Yeah, the second to last one (the one about pizza) is a Yogi Berra joke. The last one also just sounds like she was a bitch and was being sarcastic.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 06:19pm Dec, 8 2008
I'm sure that ten thing's men don't understand would take much longer.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 06:17pm Dec, 8 2008
You probably could take a baker's dozen and she wouldn't notice.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 07:31pm Dec, 5 2008
At least half of those are photoshopped.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 05:42pm Dec, 5 2008
Isn't that a blessing that she can have as much sex as she wants without using a condom and still not get pregnant?
Assassin_Bean says....
At 02:58pm Dec, 4 2008
Yay for photoshop. It wouldn't balance on it's wheels, nor is it a 'prop' like it's described because it obviously has jet engines.
Assassin_Bean says....
At 12:28pm Nov, 21 2008
Sure she's hot, they all are after they airbrush the shit out of the pictures.