• The Most Useless Machine EVER!
  • At 02:45pm Jan, 12 2010 : The machines whole function is to turn itself off when someone tries to start it....why would someone build that? That's as pointless as giving yourself an enema out in the middle of the ocean on a wooden raft.

  • Bear Grylls Gives Himself an Enema
  • At 02:34pm Jan, 12 2010 : Why the fuck would you give yourself an enema in the wild........hell, why would you give yourself and enema period. I guess he's trying to prove his manliness by going out into the middle of nowhere and floating on raftwood while sticking a tube up his ass. Oh yeah, and Ashley Madison is a filthy whore.

  • Fake Heart Attack Doesn't Fool Judge
  • At 06:38pm Oct, 14 2009 : At 1:00 the cop used a technique similar to "smelling salts" that helps revive a human being, but uses paper dipped in a KFC basket to get the same effect.

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I have been coming here for years, but decided that everyone else comments on the videos and bashes others for their gay comments so why not me?

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