[Video] Pike Eats Baby Duck

At 04:42pm May, 16 2012 : One less mouth to feed.

[Video] Pike Eats Baby Duck

At 04:41pm May, 16 2012 : Circle of life.

[Video] Cat Alarm Clock

At 02:54pm May, 16 2012 : Instead of killing the cat, you might could try putting the stopper higher on the door. Or maybe trying to stuff something under door. Or growing the carpet higher. Or lowering door.

[Video] Girl Wants To Be A Real Life Doll

At 02:12am May, 16 2012 : How'd you do when the mom came on-screen?

[Video] Your Subconscious Exposed In Under A Minute

At 02:09am May, 16 2012 : To waste your time, of course.

[Gallery] Stuff That's Awesome

At 08:57am May, 13 2012 : You do realize Spartans raped boys as part of their strict code of moral degradation.

[Video] Cat Alarm Clock

At 08:55am May, 13 2012 : This is the Lawrence of Arabia of cat films. It made its point in the first hour, but then just kept going on and on.

[Video] Jedis Are a Walking Epic Fail

At 08:53am May, 13 2012 : He didn't show up in the five sequels, so I'm thinking the answer to your question is "fuck yes, he died." So much for the face of Mountain Dew in 1999.

[Video] Jedis Are a Walking Epic Fail

At 08:51am May, 13 2012 : I like how you point out that something is funny. Perhaps you've invented the written laugh track.

[Video] Jedis Are a Walking Epic Fail

At 08:50am May, 13 2012 : Join cirque de soleil. It's the closest we'll ever get.