Ask your mother and sister about me.... I'm daddy on the weekends.

GOALS :
Bang a MILF [x]
Get a feature [ ] (The homos get the features around here).
Post over 2,000 comments [x]
Post over 5,000 comments [x]
Post over 10,000 comment [ ]
Hate Canadians for no reasons [x]
Have someone clone me [x]
Hack into the Ebaumsworld data base [ ]
Get a 5 star video [x]
Make someone jelly [x]
Make someone mad [x]
Cyber on Ebaums [ ]
Get 100 friends [x]
Get 200 friends [ ]
Get invited to an exclusive group [ ]
Kill your cat [ ]
Wonder why I'm even at this shit website [x]
Leave Ebaums [ ]
Become famous [ ]
Spam 5 pages [x]
File a lawsuit against someone on here [ ]
Call BBB a faggot [x]
Get into a gang war [ ]
Find out what seasonings are in KFC's chicken [ ]
Wonder why cops love donuts [ ]
Witness an OJ Simpson trial live [ ]
Take 15 shits in one day [ ]
Wonder why Steev0 is so gay [ ]
Smack Bill_Nye [ ]
Meet an inbred born in Arkansas [ ]
Put landmines on the US-Mexico border [ ]
Eat some expired Ice Cream [ ]
Learn what bukkakke means [x]
Bang 7 gram rocks [ ]
Become president of the United States of America [ ]
Wonder why poor people tend to become violent [ ]
Wonder why black people are good at basketball [ ]
Run 17 miles and not die [ ]


()()()()()()()()()() I HAVE NO ALTS ()()()()()()()()()()() Okay I have some.