[Blog] Clean end of the shitty stick.

At 02:56am Nov, 14 2011 : Nice work, kiddo. Good job.

[Blog] First, first date in almost 20 years

At 01:19am May, 4 2011 : Did she tell you to call her again... or did you ask and she said you could? I would have told her I had a great time and then left the ball in her court. Put the onus on her to call you if she wants to see you again. then if she calls, don't answer. Call back (at least several hours) later and say you couldn't answer the phone at the time. Make yourself unavailable at times, but then be warm, friendly and flirty. Works like magic. If you make yourself too available early on in this new relationship your reaching will just push her further away.

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At 02:38am Feb, 25 2011 : Back in the day this would have been featured.

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At 03:16am Dec, 8 2010 : Another fun filled night with the thesaurus, eh?

[Blog] Would you?

At 04:31am Dec, 2 2010 : Hey! I didn't read this blog because it's too damn long and I'm too damn drunk right now. But!..., I just wanted to comment on the new avatar. If that's really you, minus the red clown nose, I sooo wanna make sweet sweet lovings to you because you are officially hot in my book and waaaaay sexier than I thought you would otherwise be until seeing this pic. Mmmm you're cute ;)

[Blog] Lover Forever Lost

At 11:35pm Nov, 29 2010 : ahhh... the seagull... I wonder what that stupid bird is doing now?

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At 06:39pm Nov, 20 2010 : I am totally in it for the self-gratification. I will never get married because there is no such thing as love. Like Leprechauns, The Bible, and the Easter Bunny... it is purely a figment of the human imagination. I learned a long time ago if you want someone to "love" you... be entirely ungrateful and treat them like shit. Then they will just work that much harder for your approval and you will own them. It sucks that the world works that way, but it is true, and nice guys finish last. Always. But it's awesome you have a sister. Are you gonna do a DNA test or what?