Smeado says....
At 12:23am Nov, 24 2009
I want to cast her in a horror movie.
Smeado says....
At 08:36pm Nov, 23 2009
#17 is why women shouldn't drive.
Smeado says....
At 12:37pm Nov, 22 2009
You can pretend my asshole is a vagina and go to town baby.
Smeado says....
At 12:36pm Nov, 22 2009
They just wanted to give it a bath.
Smeado says....
At 12:33pm Nov, 22 2009
I just have one question. Why the fuck does Ashton Kutcher need an office? He doesn't do anything.
Smeado says....
At 12:31pm Nov, 22 2009
I say let em sag their pants. Makes it easier for the cops to catch them.
Smeado says....
At 01:24am Nov, 22 2009
Woodpeckers are real? I thought they were imaginary like the Tasmanian Devil and Eskimos.
Smeado says....
At 04:08pm Nov, 21 2009
Is it 1984 in here or is it just me?
Smeado says....
At 11:29am Nov, 21 2009
Why is he wake boarding in a dumpster?