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    At 01:17am Nov, 2 2009 : coach always gave me some of his one on one tips after practice especially for me. he made me go stroke furiously up and down that boneless finger between his legs. true story

SyK083
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About Me
Well my uncle Otis once took appx. 379 circus
peanuts "you know the orange
marsmellowish ones" He then lubed em' up
and shoved them into my man crapper. With a
colon full of of sugary confection I nearly
passed out. Otis held a rag soaked with
gasoline over my mouth to dull the pain. He
preceded to read bible verses to me as he
yanked on my balls and scalded my taint with
hot clam chouder. After about 20 minutes of
ass candy torture he began to yell racial
slurs at me as I shit out the taffy like goop
followed by a huge load of bloody diarrhea.
Needless to say, this was our last sleepover.
I have been shitting blood for 3 months and I
have developed a severe rectal infection. I
recently had to have 4 inches of my lower
colon removed from all the damage inflicted.
To this day, every time I burp I get a faint
taste of circus peanuts in my mouth.
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