[Picture] Denny's

At 09:07am Jun, 30 2009 : American's Love Denny's! They put cocaine in the grease!

[Video] Michael Jackson Dead

At 09:32am Jun, 26 2009 : McCauley Culkin could not be reached for comment. He is currently at his Victims of Child Molestation Group.

[Picture] Michael Jackson Cremation Controversy

At 08:33am Jun, 26 2009 : Now THAT shit RIGHT THERE is FUCKING FUNNY!

[Picture] R.I.P. MJ

At 08:32am Jun, 26 2009 : Michael Jackson = Plastic alien cyborg child molester.

[Video] Michael Jackson Dead

At 08:22am Jun, 26 2009 : Childrens assholes all over the world collectively sigh in relief. Michael Jackass was innocent of child molestation? Yeah. Right. That's why he paid off those kids and their families to be silent. All innocent people accused of pedophilia pay off the accusers. That's how it's done.

[Picture] Buddies

At 12:57pm Jun, 15 2009 : gross.

[Picture] Cops

At 12:56pm Jun, 15 2009 : Puck the Folice!

[Picture] ASPCA

At 12:55pm Jun, 15 2009 : Lets eat!

[Picture] Ultimate Gay Test

At 12:54pm Jun, 15 2009 : DAMN YOU MONKEY!

[Picture] Fall

At 12:53pm Jun, 15 2009 : Have a little drinky did ya?