[Blog] America is getting fatter
At 03:30pm Dec, 13 2008 : Eh, statistically all Western Countries are getting fatter.
At 03:26pm Dec, 13 2008 : Before you go to bed have someone else rig a shotgun to a timer while it is pointed at your anus. Not only will you wake up before morning but you will die a painful horrific death. This will leave your family a nice sight to find in the morning, but who are we kidding, your family probably doesn't give a fuck. Then you wont be killing yourself and the other person doesn't directly kill you. Its a win win for everyone. You get rid of your sleep problem and your very poor attempts at humor.