[Gallery] Monday Morning Randomness

At 11:56am Feb, 6 2012 : Touch my body.

[Blog] The Way I Look at Life.

At 03:57pm Feb, 5 2012 : 1 star, because i don't look at life this way.

[Video] Every Presentation Ever

At 01:32pm Feb, 4 2012 : I'm so rich i don't even use condoms.

[Video] Every Presentation Ever

At 01:27pm Feb, 4 2012 : Im so rich i drink apple juice straight from the big cans, and i don't give a single fuck.

[Video] Every Presentation Ever

At 01:26pm Feb, 4 2012 : I think i wanna marry you.

[Gallery] The Best of Internet Memes

At 01:34pm Feb, 2 2012 : I used to be a mod, then i took an owl to the knee.

[Gallery] The Best of Internet Memes

At 01:32pm Feb, 2 2012 : I heard live chat was where you go if you want to jerk off on cam.

[Gallery] The Best of Internet Memes

At 01:30pm Feb, 2 2012 : I ordered the mega swag pack, i told them to keep the condoms, if i can afford the mega swag pack , theres no way id need to use condoms.

[Gallery] The Best of Internet Memes

At 01:29pm Feb, 2 2012 : There's a condom ad on ebaums, like anyone on ebaums ever gets laid.

[Gallery] The Best of Internet Memes

At 01:27pm Feb, 2 2012 : asl