[Video] Pretend Fight Gone Wrong

At 10:58pm Nov, 21 2011 : Then don't watch it all the way through. If you are advocating people being in control of their viewing experience by knowing "how to hit the replay button" then shut the fuck up and hit the back button when shit starts not going your way. There's a progress bar to let you know how long the video is.

[Video] Lady Thwarts Home Invasion Through Her CCTV

At 09:09pm Nov, 15 2011 : This lady didn't thwart a fucking thing. She sat in her little panic room watching her creepy camera where she watches he daughter get fingered by her boyfriend. She freaked out about her stupid fucking cats and she was never in any real danger. Fuck her.

[Video] Watch Andrei Arlovski KO Travis Fulton

At 02:13pm Nov, 12 2011 : Ha everyone knows Arlovski has a glass chin now a days. He gets knocked out by a stiff breeze.

[Gallery] Nerdgasm...

At 12:32am Nov, 2 2011 : I literally didn't recognize any of these characters. I feel great about that.

[Video] Quarterback High Fives Referee After Touchdown

At 12:30am Nov, 2 2011 : Yeah? You got new breast implants and you're watching home movies from your childhood? Fag.

[Video] Deaf 29 Year Old Woman Hears For the First Time

At 09:05pm Sep, 30 2011 : Husband: I was waiting until you weren't deaf anymore so I wouldn't feel bad, I think we should see other people.

[Video] Drunk Karate Kick Gone Wrong

At 10:12am Sep, 30 2011 : That was Chewbacca

[Video] Carbon What?

At 10:08am Sep, 30 2011 : Yay! I hope the A is for Africa!

[Video] Carbon What?

At 10:06am Sep, 30 2011 : It's the McGangbang, and yes. I like when they Ronald my McDonald.

[Video] Carbon What?

At 10:05am Sep, 30 2011 : Carbon-Abba-Noxide. That shit cray.