[Joke] ducks

At 05:15am Sep, 2 2008 : sorry, didn't know there was a maximum charachter thing. next day pat and rick find sam grafted to the most beautiful woman imaginable. "what the hell?!?!?" yells rick "i stepped on a duck" says the woman.

[Blog] WEED!

At 03:32am Sep, 2 2008 : yeah, dudes like you give us stoners a bad name. just telling people it should be legal doesn't do jack. if you really care, type out logical reasons rather than "filler." this shit just strengthens the argument that stoners can't stop blazing long enough to defensd themselves. this is just like a session, if you can't stop saying stupid shit, shut the fuck up.

[Blog] eRep points

At 03:28am Sep, 2 2008 : i'm with phuck ebaum. if you need money that bad, you should be working, rather than sitting here getting "fake currency." best damn joke i've heard all day

[Video] Emotional Hippies

At 03:06am Sep, 2 2008 : the funny part is that these idiots sit there and bitch. the don't take any active role, they just sit there and cry about a tree. if you want to make a difference go out and make a petition, hold a rally, do anything except sit there and whine like a little kid without a lolly-pop. actions speak louder than sniffles

[Video] Hippo Poop

At 03:03am Sep, 2 2008 : i never want to work at a zoo

[Video] Pudding Poop

At 03:01am Sep, 2 2008 : ebaum's is littered with these guys. best bet is to ignore them, other wise they just get encouraged.

[Video] Politicians or Muppets

At 02:59am Sep, 2 2008 : they're republicans. one family member's actions reflect on the whole family, and they're friends, and they're party, and the whole fucking nation. this is what happens when people bitch about family values

[Video] Do Not Touch

At 02:55am Sep, 2 2008 : hell, he's got reason to be protective. i wouldn't want to let anyone near those.

[Video] Do Not Touch

At 02:53am Sep, 2 2008 : since when was "originality" a big word?

[Flash] Girl Singing STFU

At 02:46am Aug, 28 2008 : for those who hate these people http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/blog//view=838063/