• Baptazia Part 1
  • At 02:00am Jan, 3 2009 : they're dancing because the preacher just announced the all you can eat fried chicken buffet in the other room served with free punch as well. and after they had there fill they are gonna go rob a gas station and cash their welfare checks.

  • Family Pranks Kid on Christmas Morning
  • At 11:57pm Dec, 25 2008 : they cant afford a 360 but they can afford cigarettes, beer, pot, crack , money for a cab ride to the social services office to re-apply for welfare benefits that were about to run out. I don't get how any parent could even think of how this would be a funny trick to play on your kid. Just makes me hat ni99ers even more

  • Bench Press
  • At 08:10am Dec, 2 2008 : I don't know. Maybe the friend hit the sweet spot. But then again maybe the guy was a pussy. The weight he was pushing was pretty weak though. I think they were only 35 pound weights on that plus the bar of course

  • Penguin Escaping From Orcas
  • At 12:52pm Nov, 25 2008 : i love penguins. although I did see them at a zoo once and they smelled awful. I wonder if it was them or if the exhibit just needed to be cleaned

  • Fatty Burns
  • At 01:29pm Nov, 24 2008 : hahahaha....Burn fatty, burn. I hope he burnt off his Wang so the world doesn't run the risk of him reproducing.

  • Beating of a Lifetime
  • At 01:24pm Nov, 24 2008 : They need to make a law where if you kill a gang member its only a 5 or ten dollar fine. OMG I would go nuts and probably end up owing thousands of dollars in fines but hey they can use the money for more police and the world would be rid of a few ni99ers as well. its a win, win

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