• Brum
  • At 10:32am Apr, 20 2010 : I didnt put it on there and I totally agree. I can imagine the guy that bought it though "Oh yea bro, lets put a spoiler on a front wheel drive car. I'll look like Vin Diesel and will be drifting in no time" Car was crazy cheap tho so I'll live with it.

  • Be Careful What You Wish For...
  • At 11:40am Oct, 30 2008 : and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact money from your pocket every time?' 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was clearing the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just pu t my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would wish for a couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man. The waitress asks, 'But, sir, what's with the ostrich?' The man sighs, pauses, and replies, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

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