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  • At 11:24pm Jul, 20 2010 : AND SCREAMING MY NAME CUZ IT WAS SO GODLIKE AND I PEELED OFF HOME FEELING LIKE ZEUS HIMSELF.. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A KING.

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  • At 11:24pm Jul, 20 2010 : SO I WAS GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY JUST AFTER RACING SOME BITCH IN A 911 TURBO AND I SMOKED HER ASS AND I SAW A 18 WHEELER BROKEN DOWN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. SO BECAUSE IM SELFLESS AND HUMBLE AS FUCK I PULL OVER TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND THE OLD FAG TOLD ME HE WAS OUT OF GAS. I TOLD HIM TO OPEN UP HIS GAS TANK AND GIVE ME A TOWEL, SO HE GIVES ME THE TOWEL AND I PUT IT UNDER MY FEET AND I TEAR MY SHIRT OFF OF MY RIPPED AS FUCK BODY AND MY PECS TRIS AND BIS WERE GLISTENING IN THE SUN WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING LIKE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ENGRAVED ON MY SLAB. SO I START FLEXING MY SHREDDED BODY AND A TRAFFIC JAM STARTED CUZ EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED BY THE BRUTE SIZE OF MY SLAB. SO I STARTED TO SWEAT ALL OVER THE TOWEL, THEN I PICKED IT UP AND RANG OUT THE SWEAT IN HIS GAS TANK AND HE CRANKED UP THE CAB AND IT STARTED RIGHT UP AND HE WAS AMAZED CUZ MY SWEAT IS STRAIGHT DEISEL AND BITCHES RECONIZE THAT SHIT. THEN I GOT BACK IN MY BUGATTI VERYON, DID A FIGURE EIGHT DOGNUT AND EVERYONE WAS CRYING

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  • At 11:22pm Jul, 20 2010 : HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A PIC OF MY PECS LATELY? THEIR HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK BITCHES ARE ATTRACTED TO GUYS WITH GREAT PERSONALITIES (WHICH I HAVE TOO)? FUCK NO BRUH! THEY NATURALLY WANT A STAG LIKE ME THAT IS RIPPED AS FUCK WITH GLISTENING SKIN SO THEY KNOW THE OFFSPRING WILL BE HEALTHY AND THEY RECOGNIZE ME AS AN ALPHA MALE AND THEY BEG FOR ME TO FUCK THEM SO THEY CAN HAVE A PIECE OF MY SWOLLED AS FUCK GENES AND YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS TRUE AS FUCK.

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im a pretty humble guy so let em describe myself; totally shredded gangster who packs 9's and 40 glocks, im going to change my profile pic soon to a pic of my torn muscles so you know not to fuck with me.

how much knowledge in my pocket phony bitches wanna test?
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