[Picture] photoshopcontest15

At 11:05am Apr, 14 2008 : *** MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE *** elsexysauce copied my original submission and made the lamest demotivator ever out of it.... what a loser... check out the original post on my profile.... wah wah wah.... boo hoo boo hoo....

[Picture] I LOVE U!

At 01:07pm Apr, 12 2008 : first (heterosexual)

[Video] Dangerous Path

At 05:37pm Mar, 31 2008 : fake...photoshopped... every second of it..

[Gallery] History Of Cell Phones

At 03:56pm Feb, 23 2008 : #1 "Big... it's the new small." Care to guess the obscure reference source?

[Picture] Drugs

At 06:02pm Feb, 13 2008 : (caption) ... it would take a lot of them for me to bang this ditch pig

[Video] Beauty Over The Years

At 03:38pm Feb, 13 2008 : Catherine Deneuve is THE most beautiful woman ever... I'd do her even now... hell, I'm not sure if she's dead or not... no matter, I'd fuck her bones anyway.

[Video] Human RC Plane

At 02:43pm Feb, 12 2008 : This video is NOT fake.... I would know because the "dummy" under the plane... was ME. You'll be happy to know that my t-shirt and neckstrap laundered well.

[Picture] OK

At 12:25pm Feb, 9 2008 : So let me get this straight.... you guys are so desperate that to get the chance to bang this chick once, you would go to an all-male prison for 20 years where you would be the VICTIM of rape instead of the perpetrator.... sounds like you have some latent homosexual tendencies and you hope to do time someday to have an endless supply of wangs to suck and take up the poop chute.

[Gallery] World's Largest Holes

At 02:09pm Feb, 7 2008 : The circular mines are probably copper mines, not coal mines. Coal is "deep mined" where the mine face looks like a cave in a hillside or "strip mined" where the layers of earth are removed layer by layer to get to the coal. Anyone who thinks the concentric circle mines are coal mines is obviously a douche.

[Gallery] Heath Ledger Last Pics

At 04:21pm Jan, 26 2008 : For morgue pics go to www.morgueshots.com/ledger-ifyoutrythislink/youareacockjockey