At 11:11am Jan, 28 2009 : ..Michael then slipped John the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, John worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and John left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, John found Michael demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, John couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Michael could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The next day, Michael slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned John.
At 11:10am Jan, 28 2009 : i submitted this a mad long time ago: A long time ago there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. John the Court Jester knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day John revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Michael, who was the King's chief doctor. Michael exclaimed that he could arrange for John to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, John readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Michael made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Michael informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of John would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned John. Michae
[Video] Weird Japanese Lady Breastfeeds a Cat!
At 07:00pm Jan, 21 2009 : LOL took me like 3 seconds to get...but porn not good enough?
[Video] The Price is Right... Exactly Right
At 08:17pm Dec, 17 2008 : were we watching the same vid??? all she did was ask if she said 30000
[Video] The Price is Right... Exactly Right
At 08:12pm Dec, 17 2008 : wow he even notes its a pretty exact bid and still isn't amazed when he gets it