milestyles55 says....
At 01:53pm Nov, 23 2009
That's an immense relief. I thought that you might have based it on my experiences with my in-laws.
milestyles55 says....
At 01:19pm Nov, 23 2009
And that's how I got away from Jo's Used Car Lot and his legion of used car salesmen.
milestyles55 says....
At 11:19am Nov, 23 2009
Not in a predominantly Islamic state. That would take the fun out of it.
milestyles55 says....
At 11:15am Nov, 23 2009
Could you please just get to the part where you, Rosa, Rosemarie, Crystal and Sara play naked Twister in Crisco?
milestyles55 says....
At 10:54am Nov, 23 2009
Fuck Pizza Hut. That's the perfect backdrop for a titty bar.
milestyles55 says....
At 10:43am Nov, 23 2009
I like to wear a lime green thong, walk around with my pants around my knees, with a full erection.
milestyles55 says....
At 09:27am Nov, 23 2009
RAAAIDERSSSS!!!!!! Sorry. Don't know when I'll be able to do that again...
milestyles55 says....
At 09:23am Nov, 23 2009
You'd be surprised how many times a day I'm required to find the tangent to a curve.
milestyles55 says....
At 09:17am Nov, 23 2009
I'm in total agreement. Sluts should not require any excuses to act like a $2 whore.
milestyles55 says....
At 09:07am Nov, 23 2009
Please tell me some of it sprayed out your nose, making you some sort of chocolate-milk-breathing dragon.