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[Blog] Here's to you, caffeine-inspired blog entries!
At 12:52pm May, 17 2009 : Don't ignore the virus KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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At 12:49pm May, 17 2009 : I tried to look up if this guy's a real lawyer, all I got was a couple of links for mental health centres.
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At 07:12pm May, 15 2009 : *pulls out tinfoil hat*, FUCK YEAH!
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[Blog] What the FUCK is goin on round dis Biatch??
At 07:07pm May, 15 2009 : *drools*
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[Blog] If you live long enough..........
At 06:30pm May, 15 2009 : Or possibly Jaqui Smith.
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[Blog] This is my last day here
At 06:03pm May, 15 2009 : A 12" dildo a tube of lube.
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At 06:02pm May, 15 2009 : Xenu done stole my brain!
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[Blog] Hai, I'm a new user here!
At 05:58pm May, 15 2009 : With your penis?
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Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
