too many ads on here
[Blog] too many ads on here

portolet says....

At 04:22pm Aug, 1 2009
Anyone that does not use firefox deserves to not see any videos and be flooded with ads


A summer night Festival
[Blog] A summer night Festival

portolet says....

At 01:19pm Jul, 27 2009
Panties in vending machines for the win.


Being A Single Dad
[Blog] Being A Single Dad

portolet says....

At 10:53am Jul, 2 2009
Put your kid in a pet carrier with one of those water bottles with the ball on it and some food. Preferably in a dark closet that is soundproofed so she sleeps. That way if you bring some new ass home you can tap it without fear your child will mess up the mood. Once the ass starts flowing in you will feel less bad about the pet carrier thing.


Sleepless in Washington DC
[Blog] Sleepless in Washington DC

portolet says....

At 05:03pm Jun, 17 2009
You do know that Bush was in office for 8 years and korea was doing the same things right? What good would come of yet another pointless war? Guess we need Iraq 2.0


Overheard conversations...........
[Blog] Overheard conversations...........

portolet says....

At 09:13pm May, 19 2009
I would do your daughter if you like. I am sure I would make you cute grand kids.


Shit is getting way too far
[Blog] Shit is getting way too far

portolet says....

At 02:49pm May, 11 2009
You are getting annoying lately. You seem like you could use a good rogering. Maybe that will make you stop being such a bitchy crybaby. If you need help I guess I could tap you as community service.


WHINEY E-BITCHES
[Blog] WHINEY E-BITCHES

portolet says....

At 10:31am May, 10 2009
Youre gay suck my fat cock sindicate!!!!!!


Getting Featured on Ebaum's World
[Blog] Getting Featured on Ebaum's World

portolet says....

At 03:42pm May, 3 2009
Maybe if new management is more fair about features then old management I may consider uploads again. As it stands when I was in my uploading prime all my shit was first and very good. I got 4 features and 17 stolen. What is the point in bothering.


More Deadly than the Swine Flu...
[Blog] More Deadly than the Swine Flu...

portolet says....

At 07:47pm Apr, 30 2009
You should have wrote this down before typing it. wadded it up into a cup shape, jacked off into it then threw it away. At least then it would have saved me from having to read this.


I did my one good deed for the day
[Blog] I did my one good deed for the day

portolet says....

At 05:12pm Apr, 30 2009
Turtles make good soup.






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