[Elink] Greatest Conspiracy Theories In History

At 01:44pm Dec, 24 2008 : All your theories have gaping holes in them. And by gaping, I mean larger than your asshole after you get done having butt sex with your horse. Kill yourself already.

[Elink] Greatest Conspiracy Theories In History

At 01:42pm Dec, 24 2008 : Good lord, you're a moron. Shut the fuck up already. You are bat shit insane and no one will take your stupid theories serious. Die already bitch.

[Gallery] Drink Responsibly Over The Holiday Season

At 11:43pm Dec, 21 2008 : No one fucking cares, attention-whore.

[Gallery] Gayest Moments in Sports

At 06:13pm Dec, 19 2008 : Fuck off, queerbait. No one cares what you think. Go pray to your spaghetti monster.

[Elink] The man who conned the world

At 09:54pm Dec, 17 2008 : I like how you asked a question and answered it in one sentence. Such as, what are you stupid? If you weren't, you would have typed 'What are you? A scientist.'

[Elink] The Mobile Home

At 03:14pm Dec, 17 2008 : What do wheels do? Delios, I need your big brain again.

[Elink] The Mobile Home

At 03:13pm Dec, 17 2008 : Oh, they have wheels so they can be moved? I thought the wheels were there for plumbing. So you're telling me wheels = mobility? Thanks for the clarification on the purpose of wheels, dipshit.

[Video] The Ultimate Love Song

At 10:30pm Dec, 16 2008 : Really? I didn't know it was possible to slap the shit outta someone over the internet. It's better than anything you or your lover "boy" could ever muster up, bitch.

[Joke] Internet Axioms

At 02:22am Dec, 13 2008 : so you didn't lol?

[Joke] Internet Axioms

At 02:20am Dec, 13 2008 : Ram your keyboard up your ass. Is that doing anything for you?