The big flood
[Joke] The big flood

roryorgan says....

At 05:36pm Jun, 13 2009
lol


About two minutes ago
[Joke] About two minutes ago

roryorgan says....

At 05:35pm Jun, 13 2009
Good joke, but it would be better if you didn't put the punchline in the title


Condoms
[Joke] Condoms

roryorgan says....

At 10:39am Jun, 13 2009
She thought he meant tacks, like nails.


Bull Fight
[Joke] Bull Fight

roryorgan says....

At 02:29pm Jun, 12 2009
Revolting, as in rioting


When you have a 'I Hate My Job day'
[Joke] When you have a 'I Hate My Job day'

roryorgan says....

At 03:39pm Jun, 1 2009
This is partly true. The testing these thermometers are put through is a process that ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures, achieved by calibrating them with known temperatures in carefully controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor intensive and time consuming a process for such an inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the testers would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of the human body temperatures). Aside from that, there are probably at least a few a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items that have previously been inserted into someones rectum.


The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
[Joke] The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

roryorgan says....

At 01:30pm May, 23 2009
When you post quotation marks, it replaces them with %u20AC%u0153 and %u20AC.


Nickels....and dimes
[Joke] Nickels....and dimes

roryorgan says....

At 11:05pm May, 20 2009
lol


449 stupid cool facts
[Joke] 449 stupid cool facts

roryorgan says....

At 11:04pm May, 20 2009
#139 isn't true. "Go!" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


Worst Job Ever
[Joke] Worst Job Ever

roryorgan says....

At 11:15am May, 10 2009
Yes and no. The testing theyre put through is a process that ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures in carefully controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such a inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the testers would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of the human body temperatures). Aside from that, there are probably at least a few health regulations the prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someones rectum.


I Hat  My Job
[Joke] I Hat My Job

roryorgan says....

At 11:09am May, 10 2009
Yes and no. The %u201Ctesting%u201D they%u2019re put through is a process that ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures in carefully controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such a inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the %u201Ctesters%u201D would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of the human body temperatures). Aside from that, there are probably at least a few health regulations the prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someone%u2019s rectum.






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