[Video] Sugar Lumps

At 02:39pm Feb, 3 2009 : Mmmm-hmmm. That fat dude's got the moves.

[Video] News Mug Shot Mistake

At 11:29am Feb, 3 2009 : Haaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Picture] It wants to have sex with you. NOW!

At 02:34pm Jan, 12 2009 : blumpkin

[Video] Pathetic Ex-Boyfriend

At 02:32pm Jan, 12 2009 : Muahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaa!! Ah, thanks. Giving himself a nut wedgie to "Freak Me" was exactly what I needed to see right now. He's reminiscing about that time he thought they had sex.

[Gallery] Bad Cakes

At 07:04am Jan, 7 2009 : All those cakes with the crappy writing came from Wal-Mart. If a retarded monkey with one arm came in there and could fill out a job application to be a cake decorator, Wal-Mart would hire a retarded monkey with one arm to be a cake decorator. Apologies to anyone who is, is related to, or is friends with a one-armed retarded monkey.

[Video] Guiness World Record for most T-Shirts worn at one time.

At 11:47am Jan, 3 2009 : I like how when the t-shirts started getting all big how they all said something about "Mama" and "Princess".

[Video] Public Access TV Hell

At 02:40pm Dec, 31 2008 : That young chick is mad because this was supposed to be her time to shine and that old lady got the lead part instead.

[Video] Public Access TV Hell

At 02:38pm Dec, 31 2008 : blumpkin...BOB, is that you?

[Video] Dirty Pizza

At 04:24pm Sep, 20 2008 : Muahahahaaa...you are all just mad because now you know you've eaten saliva, mucus, and feces. Muahahahahaaaaaaaa!!

[Video] Dirty Pizza

At 01:00pm Sep, 20 2008 : t they didn't order in the first place, and I know, because I was the one who took their order and repeated it back to them for accuracy) so they can get something for free. So fuck 'em. I wasn't wasting my time, gas, and money going back to the store and getting them a new pizza. I might have, if I had ever been tipped by anyone there at anytime in the delivery history of that particular establishment, but I hadn't. If someone had tipped and got the fucked-up pizza, I apologize, but that is unlikely since it was on top and the biggest cheap-ass vultures always elbow their way in front of everyone else and start snatching pizzas out of your bag before you can get them out yourself. In conclusion, if you routinely stiff drivers or servers and expect that they will continue to eat shit with smiles on their faces, know that Bad Things Have Probably Happened To Your Food. And no one is going to do anything about it.