[Video] Showoff Wrecks His Car

At 05:18pm Jan, 4 2009 : was that a metro or a civic hatchback? Either way...what a fag

[Joke] Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

At 11:50pm Dec, 16 2008 : did you like this?

[Joke] Take a Hike

At 04:15pm Dec, 16 2008 : it does clearly state, a "long business trip" long being the operative word of the sentence.

[Elink] Top 87 wrong predictions of the future

At 04:53pm Dec, 15 2008 : all I see is a smile like a hula-hoop

[Picture] The Empire Hates Christmas

At 04:15pm Dec, 15 2008 : My friends and I got arrested for dressing up as ninjas and going into a mall. They said they thought we would steal shit, since they couldn't see our faces. I tried explaining that people who steal usually try to dress less conspicuous than a gaggle of ninjai (that's plural for ninja as of this moment) but they wouldn't hear of it...stupid mall cops. The real police just laughed and told us not to do it again. True story

[Video] Christmas Lights

At 04:10pm Dec, 15 2008 : ....bunch of cell phone using, job holding, clean criminal record mother fuckers... they make me sick to be one of them and not an awesome knuckle dragging spear chucker

[Joke] Funny Warning Labels

At 03:50pm Dec, 15 2008 : they should leave them off then. It would be perfect if someone needed money so badly they stopped the blade with their genitals. I would say the million dollar settlement would be worth removing them from the gene pool. ...shit, I'd probably donate to the company

[Joke] Funny Warning Labels

At 03:48pm Dec, 15 2008 : ok smarty, what's the "other use" for the blender?

[Gallery] eBaumsworld Comments -n- Crap

At 03:35pm Dec, 15 2008 : Half of this guys saved comments are his own. Does he really find himself to be that amusing? Probably trolling the comments too, hitting F5 every 5 minutes to refresh and make sure no one is flaming him. Constantly ready to make a classically hilarious joke and screenshot it for his next awesome segment exposing more of his terrible puns.

[Gallery] eBaumsworld Comments -n- Crap

At 03:30pm Dec, 15 2008 : says the guy with Heath Ledger for an avatar. What are you a 13 year old girl still mourning his death?