skeezerb says....
At 05:18pm Jan, 4 2009
was that a metro or a civic hatchback? Either way...what a fag
skeezerb says....
At 04:15pm Dec, 16 2008
it does clearly state, a "long business trip" long being the operative word of the sentence.
skeezerb says....
At 04:53pm Dec, 15 2008
all I see is a smile like a hula-hoop
skeezerb says....
At 04:15pm Dec, 15 2008
My friends and I got arrested for dressing up as ninjas and going into a mall. They said they thought we would steal shit, since they couldn't see our faces. I tried explaining that people who steal usually try to dress less conspicuous than a gaggle of ninjai (that's plural for ninja as of this moment) but they wouldn't hear of it...stupid mall cops. The real police just laughed and told us not to do it again. True story
skeezerb says....
At 04:10pm Dec, 15 2008
....bunch of cell phone using, job holding, clean criminal record mother fuckers... they make me sick to be one of them and not an awesome knuckle dragging spear chucker
skeezerb says....
At 03:50pm Dec, 15 2008
they should leave them off then. It would be perfect if someone needed money so badly they stopped the blade with their genitals. I would say the million dollar settlement would be worth removing them from the gene pool. ...shit, I'd probably donate to the company
skeezerb says....
At 03:48pm Dec, 15 2008
ok smarty, what's the "other use" for the blender?
skeezerb says....
At 03:35pm Dec, 15 2008
Half of this guys saved comments are his own. Does he really find himself to be that amusing? Probably trolling the comments too, hitting F5 every 5 minutes to refresh and make sure no one is flaming him. Constantly ready to make a classically hilarious joke and screenshot it for his next awesome segment exposing more of his terrible puns.
skeezerb says....
At 03:30pm Dec, 15 2008
says the guy with Heath Ledger for an avatar. What are you a 13 year old girl still mourning his death?