taylorstone2003 says....

At 02:58pm Jan, 11 2009
I gotta say, sometimes the "ghetto" version of soda is better than the original. Ever had RC cola? Generic Coke. But its awesome. (And why did we not include any Faygo in this list?)

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At 12:59pm Jan, 8 2009
Wow. A bunch of these were in the Weird Al song "Bob"

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At 02:18am Dec, 29 2008
Why does such stupidity get featured? We should be seeing the GOOD jokes featured, not the ones that suck royally.

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At 02:12am Dec, 29 2008
Outstanding. Finally, a featured joke that's actually funny. Congrats, Riley for re-instilling, if only temporarily, my faith in internet humor.

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At 02:10am Dec, 29 2008
Thinking too much causes cancer, Go die slowly, prick.

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At 02:04am Dec, 29 2008
They want their employees to follow their cult-like rules and such. A person's rank in their cult army is denoted by the amount of pins on their vest.

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At 02:02am Dec, 29 2008
There's a difference. home Depot is responsible for the closing of many hardware stor5es, this is true, but Walmart is responsible for the closing of hardware stores, grocery stores, department stores, clothing shops, general merchandise stores, toy stores and computer and electronics shops. They are one of the biggest conglomerates in history. Their allowance of Target, the few Kmarts, and the handful of other similar stores to remain open is the only thing protecting them from being brought up on monopolization of the industry. As for Microsoft, even were it a similar case, Microsoft isnt forcing other software designers to shut down. Were that the case, Microsoft would have tried to buy out Apple. Linux, or any other lesser OS company a long time ago.

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At 11:19am Dec, 18 2008
And who is calling WHO the dumbass? I have an IQ over 190. I smoked weed all throughout my teens and early 20s. Where are these awful side effects? I aced my finals in high school thanks to weed.

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At 11:16am Dec, 18 2008
I agree with Sam. Weed is the reason I aced my finals in high school. Weed is the reason I didn't snap and beat the shit out of stupid ignorant jock douchebags who had to make themselves superior to everyone. Weed is the reason I was the valedictorian of my class. I STILL have no side effects, but then I didn't smoke myself stupid on a daily basis. I smoked myself slightly stoned to study for school. Moderation means a lot. Weed has no side effects if done correctly. (The chocolate chip cookies ARE fkin AWESOME.)

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At 11:11am Dec, 18 2008
I seriously wish there was a drug that would kill the idiots who are to ignorant to accept SCIENTIFIC STUDIES that say that marijuana is a beneficial drug. Ever hear the phrase "Everything in moderation"? If you know your limits and don't smoke yourself retarded, the benefits to smoking weed.are phenomenal. (Although it IS healthier for your body to eat it.)