• I LoVe.
  • At 11:12pm Feb, 7 2012 : Wow...more penis than a Jackass movie. My little fireman's hat is off to you, sir.

  • Autistic Girl Expresses Unimaginable Intelligence
  • At 01:24am Jan, 29 2012 : I know I need a hug. I can be extreemly insensitive in my online comments even though I am (in real life, at least) empathetic and caring. I want a hug from this crazy little bitch in the video. Can you imagine trying to ride that little firecracker when she's got a bad case of the Jimmy Leg? Like a bucking bronc, me thinx!

  • Which girl is the right one?
  • At 03:06am Jan, 14 2012 : I'm in my 40's and I would go with #2. If her dad's a con he might be into drugs. If so I could bribe him with meth or something to let me have his daughter. Also, if her dad's a con, she was raised by her mom who probably had a bunch of casual, coke-fueled fuck sesseion with random guys who likely molested the holy hell out of her helly hole so she'd be more likely to do as I say.

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  • At 03:00am Jan, 14 2012 : Just got stoned, read your poelog (poem/blog) was trying to think of a comment but just stared at your avatar for 3 minutes.

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Likes: Tequila, ZOMBIES!!!!, beef, nerdy chicks, fat chicks when I'm drunk, hating things, negativity, sunflower seeds and poppy seeds but poppy seeds are a bitch to open!!!

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