[Picture] It wants to have sex with you. NOW!

At 12:50pm Jan, 13 2009 : Its a man... the hands always give it away

[Video] Hot Hula Hoop Girl

At 11:14pm Dec, 12 2008 : Well when you have the chest of a man then you need something else going for you

[Gallery] Venice In The Rain

At 03:24am Dec, 5 2008 : First off...Nick is an idiot. Secondly, that is most certainly Venice. Picture 3 is of the Rialto Bridge. Last but not least, who else sees the rain in the pictures here? Not I. This is the result of the city getting submerged from time to time due to rising sea levels.

[Video] Annoying Noisy Dog

At 06:21pm Nov, 25 2008 : Apparently you didn't kill the damn thing the first time and have to torment us again with this whiny rat!

[Gallery] Bar-Bee-Q

At 06:20pm Nov, 25 2008 : mmmm.. chemically laced honey. Nothing like a little arsenic on your toast in the morning!

[Joke] 2008's First Christmas Joke

At 01:01pm Nov, 24 2008 : I am amazed. A joke featured on Ebaums with some wit and intelligence behind it!

[Joke] 2008's First Christmas Joke

At 12:56pm Nov, 24 2008 : Carol is a female name. The pun is between the word Carol's and carols. Way to ruin the joke when you have to explain the pun!

[Video] Real Serious Doin Stuff - Ice Cubes

At 11:24am Nov, 24 2008 : Are you serious? Any idiot with a camera can get featured here on Ebaums? Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

[Video] Knife in Beating Heart

At 11:12am Nov, 24 2008 : You're an idiot

[Gallery] Fail Gallery

At 03:18pm Nov, 17 2008 : I'm so glad we get to see these again because they were just so damn enjoyable the first time