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About Me

I am King Jalopy. I am a Conservative American, Left Handed, and play music. I currently live in Dallas, Texas. Fuck you too! Unless you're from Texas. If I repost, let me know, I will take it down. =)

Recently I have been accused of spamming everyone, this is simply not true. Obviously my account was hijacked by some prickless fagot, anyway, stop messaging me about it, I'm not doing it, take it up with eBaums, I have tried, and those fuckers won't do shit about it. Good Luck, this site is officialy SHIT!

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